New Copypasta, straight from one of my Skype calls!

-Shoots finland in the head-
[8:46:13 AM] Jeff Myers: -and sells his body to Russia-
[8:46:22 AM] Jeff Myers: -so Russia and fuck his dead body-
[8:46:33 AM] Jeff Myers: -Sweden has no idea were finland went0
[8:46:50 AM] Jeff Myers: -Sweden thinks finland ran away-
[8:46:59 AM] Jeff Myers: -Sweden eats icecream-
[8:47:09 AM] Jeff Myers: -He then hangs his self-
[8:47:15 AM] Jeff Myers: -has his wife left him-
[8:47:18 AM] Jeff Myers: as*
[8:47:27 AM] Jeff Myers: -Russia butt fucks finlands body-
[8:47:43 AM] Jeff Myers: -filling his butt with his "Cummunism"
[8:47:56 AM] Jeff Myers: XD
[8:48:13 AM] Jeff Myers: Germany: hey Russia what do you want to do tod-
[8:48:19 AM] Jeff Myers: Germany:OH GOD
[8:48:23 AM] Jeff Myers: Russian:...-shoots Germany-
[8:48:29 AM] Jeff Myers: -Rapes his mouth-
[8:48:37 AM] Jeff Myers: -Filling it with his cummism-
[8:48:47 AM] Jeff Myers: -Russia rapes Ukraine-
[8:48:56 AM] Adolf Hitler: *America nukes Russia's house and says it was Mexico*
[8:49:00 AM] Jeff Myers: Ukraine:LITTLE BROTHER IT HURTS PLEASE PULL IT OUT!
[8:49:05 AM] Jeff Myers: -she bleeds-
[8:49:13 AM] Jeff Myers: -he cuts her tits off-
[8:49:20 AM] Jeff Myers: -and makes her suck them-
[8:49:30 AM] Jeff Myers: -while berlarus masterbates-
[8:49:33 AM] Jeff Myers: -to it-\
[8:49:37 AM] Jeff Myers: -with broken glass-
[8:49:55 AM] Jeff Myers: -Prussia rapes france-
[8:50:01 AM] Jeff Myers: france:OH YEAH HARDER
[8:50:06 AM] Jeff Myers: /Prussia:you like it?
[8:50:16 AM] Jeff Myers: france:i9 meen no <.<
[8:50:20 AM] Jeff Myers: france:im not gay <.<
[8:50:30 AM] Jeff Myers: Prussia:.....-shoots france-
[8:50:39 AM] Jeff Myers: -sells his body to England-
[8:50:47 AM] Jeff Myers: -England rapes frances body-
[8:50:53 AM] Jeff Myers: -then goes to America-
[8:51:00 AM] Jeff Myers: -and cuts Americas throat-
[8:51:01 AM] Adolf Hitler: -America shoots England-
[8:51:12 AM] Jeff Myers: -then puts his dick in Americas cut open throat-
[8:51:16 AM] Adolf Hitler: -America comes back from the dead and rapes England-
[8:51:25 AM] Jeff Myers: Canada:.....nope-walks off-
[8:51:29 AM] Adolf Hitler: England: OH GOD NOOO MAKE IT STOP AAAAH
[8:51:37 AM] Adolf Hitler: England: ZOMBIE AMERICA STOP FUCKING ME AAAAH
[8:51:40 AM] Jeff Myers: Russia:...-rapes fem Canada-
[8:51:50 AM] Jeff Myers: Canada:......
[8:51:52 AM] Jeff Myers: /Russia: ._.
[8:51:57 AM] Jeff Myers: /Canada: ._.
[8:52:05 AM] Jeff Myers: /Russia:why are you not screaming ._.
[8:52:09 AM] Jeff Myers: /Canada: I like it ._.
[8:52:10 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Zombie America rips England's head off, sells it to Spain*
[8:52:11 AM] Jeff Myers: XD
[8:52:16 AM] Jeff Myers: Russia: .-.
[8:52:22 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Zombie America rapes Mexico*
[8:52:23 AM] Jeff Myers: /mexico:....I AM EATING TACOS!
[8:52:37 AM] Jeff Myers: Italy:...
[8:52:41 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Zombie America finds Mexico and rapes him*
[8:52:48 AM] Jeff Myers: spain;....come here little boy~
[8:52:51 AM] Jeff Myers: Italy: ;~;
[8:52:58 AM] Jeff Myers: -spain forces Italy-
[8:53:00 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Zombie America stabs Mexico repeatedly whilst raping him*
[8:53:01 AM] Jeff Myers: -to do anal-
[8:53:10 AM] Jeff Myers: Italy:IT HURTS DX
[8:53:19 AM] Jeff Myers: -italys ass hurts-
[8:53:24 AM] Adolf Hitler: Romano, not italy...
[8:53:26 AM] Jeff Myers: romano: ._.-eats tomato-
[8:53:38 AM] Jeff Myers: romano:for onces its not me ._.
[8:53:41 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Austria rapes Romano*
[8:53:47 AM] Jeff Myers: romano;GOD DAMNIT!@
[8:53:57 AM] Jeff Myers: Austria: YEAH I LOVE LITTLE BOYS
[8:54:06 AM] Adolf Hitler: *HRE comes back*
[8:54:10 AM] Jeff Myers: romano:IM ONLY 4
[8:54:19 AM] Jeff Myers: /austia: THAT MAKES IT SO RIGHT!
[8:54:26 AM] Adolf Hitler: *HRE murders both Spain and Austria in cold blood for raping Italy and Romano*
[8:54:36 AM] Jeff Myers: Italy: im a guy ._.
[8:54:49 AM] Adolf Hitler: ...
[8:54:54 AM] Adolf Hitler: HRE:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:54:58 AM] Jeff Myers: italy: ._.
[8:55:02 AM] Jeff Myers: italy: gay sex?
[8:55:03 AM] Jeff Myers: XD
[8:55:08 AM] Adolf Hitler: HRE: Fine. ._.
[8:55:16 AM] Jeff Myers: -they have ugly sinful gay sex-
[8:55:19 AM] Jeff Myers: -in frount of the pope-
[8:55:28 AM] Jeff Myers: pope:..-shoots self-
[8:55:29 AM] Adolf Hitler: -Pope kills himself-
[8:55:36 AM] Jeff Myers: -romano rapes the body-
[8:55:41 AM] Adolf Hitler: -Ottoman Empire rapes the Pope-
[8:55:49 AM] Jeff Myers: -Russia covers him self in ukraines-
[8:55:52 AM] Jeff Myers: -virgins blood-
[8:55:58 AM] Adolf Hitler: -Greece goes back to sleep, dreaming about cats-
[8:56:02 AM] Jeff Myers: -Russia takes a bath-
[8:56:07 AM] Jeff Myers: -in ukraines pussy blood-
[8:56:19 AM] Jeff Myers: -while beating her head-
[8:56:20 AM] Jeff Myers: -in-
[8:56:22 AM] Jeff Myers: -with a pipe-
[8:56:31 AM] Jeff Myers: -causeing hair-
[8:56:33 AM] Jeff Myers: -bone-
[8:56:34 AM] Jeff Myers: -flesh-
[8:56:36 AM] Jeff Myers: -and blood-
[8:56:39 AM] Jeff Myers: -to go every were-
[8:56:48 AM] Jeff Myers: Russia:....this is hot da?-to shadow-
[8:57:01 AM] Jeff Myers: -beats ukraines head to pulp-
[8:57:08 AM] Joshua Gardner: Me: ._.
[8:57:08 AM] Adolf Hitler: Shadow: PLEASE ANALLY FUCK ME RUSSIA YOURE SO HOT
[8:57:23 AM] Jeff Myers: -Russia then fulls shadows butt with his cummism-
[8:57:26 AM] Joshua Gardner: *sets off bomb killing self*
[8:57:39 AM] Joshua Gardner: *destroying my body completely*
[8:57:55 AM] Jeff Myers: russia: XD
[8:58:09 AM] Jeff Myers: russia:OH CHINA~
[8:58:15 AM] Jeff Myers: CHINA: NOPE!
[8:58:25 AM] Jeff Myers: -russia pulls of his dress thing-
[8:58:27 AM] Jeff Myers: -tits-
[8:58:31 AM] Jeff Myers: russia: ._.?
[8:58:34 AM] Jeff Myers: /russia:your a girl ._.?
[8:58:37 AM] Jeff Myers: china: -_-
[8:58:44 AM] Jeff Myers: russia:..EVEN BETTER
[8:58:48 AM] Adolf Hitler: *America comes over and sees Russia and China*
[8:58:51 AM] Adolf Hitler: *America joins in*
[8:58:59 AM] Jeff Myers: RUSSIA:NO SHES MINE!
[8:59:04 AM] Jeff Myers: /-beats America to death=-
[8:59:15 AM] Jeff Myers: -back to death=
[8:59:17 AM] Adolf Hitler: *America comes back as a zombie... again...*
[8:59:22 AM] Jeff Myers: /;-rips off his head-
[8:59:32 AM] Adolf Hitler: *It does nothing, America has no brain*
[8:59:32 AM] Jeff Myers: -and shoves it up his ass-
[8:59:42 AM] Jeff Myers: /-then russia fucks china-
[8:59:44 AM] Adolf Hitler: *America walks to Japan and rapes Japan*
[8:59:46 AM] Jeff Myers: -and they form cummism-
[9:00:01 AM] Jeff Myers: /japan: Onni chan!
[9:00:14 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:Fill me up onni chan!
[9:00:31 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:please fill me with your western seed onni chan!
[9:00:46 AM] Jeff Myers: -male japan-
[9:00:59 AM] Jeff Myers: /japan:Fill me with your hot burgers
[9:01:50 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fdata%2F5bd7becd61173a9bd220c00a9945dbd0.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1205439&h=600&w=700&tbnid=-dBAo16UVKOyRM%3A&zoom=1&docid=hicyna8YdVVv9M&ei=RsDPU8LSJ4mHyASB14CICA&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=329&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
[9:01:50 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fdata%2F5bd7becd61173a9bd220c00a9945dbd0.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1205439&h=600&w=700&tbnid=-dBAo16UVKOyRM%3A&zoom=1&docid=hicyna8YdVVv9M&ei=RsDPU8LSJ4mHyASB14CICA&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=329&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
[9:01:50 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fdata%2F5bd7becd61173a9bd220c00a9945dbd0.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1205439&h=600&w=700&tbnid=-dBAo16UVKOyRM%3A&zoom=1&docid=hicyna8YdVVv9M&ei=RsDPU8LSJ4mHyASB14CICA&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=329&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
[9:01:51 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fdata%2F5bd7becd61173a9bd220c00a9945dbd0.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1205439&h=600&w=700&tbnid=-dBAo16UVKOyRM%3A&zoom=1&docid=hicyna8YdVVv9M&ei=RsDPU8LSJ4mHyASB14CICA&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=329&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
[9:01:52 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fdata%2F5bd7becd61173a9bd220c00a9945dbd0.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1205439&h=600&w=700&tbnid=-dBAo16UVKOyRM%3A&zoom=1&docid=hicyna8YdVVv9M&ei=RsDPU8LSJ4mHyASB14CICA&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=329&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
[9:02:09 AM] Jeff Myers: Japan:Onni chan!
[9:02:10 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8f5vF9PS1qlem3to1_1280.jpg
[9:02:11 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8f5vF9PS1qlem3to1_1280.jpg
[9:02:12 AM] Adolf Hitler: http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8f5vF9PS1qlem3to1_1280.jpg
[9:02:15 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:Onni chan!
[9:02:32 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:Do you love me America-san
[9:02:46 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:Do you love me American-san!
[9:03:16 AM] Jeff Myers: japan: please fill me with your hot cumistism
[9:03:29 AM] Jeff Myers: America:Shut up jap
[9:03:40 AM] Jeff Myers: -America fills japan with his hot sperm-
[9:04:02 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:NYAAAAH~
[9:04:07 AM] Jeff Myers: America: ._.
[9:04:21 AM] Jeff Myers: /-japan eloveds-
[9:04:27 AM] Jeff Myers: -into a cat girls-
[9:04:30 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Greece rapes the ex-Yugoslavian countries*
[9:04:31 AM] Jeff Myers: America:EWW YOUR A GIRL NOW!
[9:04:36 AM] Jeff Myers: -America walls off-
[9:04:43 AM] Jeff Myers: japan: ;~;
[9:04:46 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Greece accomplishes his dream of becoming a catgirl*
[9:04:47 AM] Jeff Myers: russia:..-slides over-
[9:04:53 AM] Jeff Myers: russia:hi japan~
[9:04:56 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Catgirl Greece and Catgirl Japan make love together*
[9:05:09 AM] Jeff Myers: russia: o_o
[9:05:18 AM] Jeff Myers: china: O_O
[9:05:32 AM] Jeff Myers: Canada: O_O
[9:05:39 AM] Jeff Myers: japan:Canada-san~
[9:05:43 AM] Jeff Myers: /-male Canada-
[9:05:47 AM] Jeff Myers: canada: ._.
[9:05:54 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Canada takes out a bottle of maple syrup*
[9:06:01 AM] Jeff Myers: /-Hot cat girl three some with canada-
[9:06:03 AM] Adolf Hitler: *He blesses the lovers with his maple syrup*
[9:06:15 AM] Adolf Hitler: "maple syrup"
[9:06:16 AM] Adolf Hitler:
[9:06:23 AM] Jeff Myers: canada:IM BETTER THEN AMERICA >x3
[9:06:37 AM] Adolf Hitler: >tfw canada would never say that
[9:06:40 AM] Jeff Myers: America:no your not!
[9:06:44 AM] Adolf Hitler: >tfw canada is too nice
[9:06:48 AM] Jeff Myers: -America isfucking mexico-
[9:06:52 AM] Jeff Myers: -in the ass-
[9:07:01 AM] Jeff Myers: cuba: ._.
[9:07:05 AM] Jeff Myers: America:..your next..
[9:07:12 AM] Jeff Myers: /cuba:...RUSSIA HELP!
[9:07:16 AM] Jeff Myers: -russia walks over-
[9:07:22 AM] Jeff Myers: -and smacks America-
[9:07:27 AM] Jeff Myers: -with his dick=-
[9:07:37 AM] Jeff Myers: America:...-gay russiaxamerica sex-
[9:07:39 AM] Jeff Myers: -happens-
[9:07:54 AM] Jeff Myers: russia:..kill me now..
[9:08:01 AM] Jeff Myers: /-russia dies-
[9:08:04 AM] Jeff Myers: /-USSR reforms-
[9:08:10 AM] Jeff Myers: ussr(idea) am back ._.
[9:08:18 AM] Jeff Myers: ussr: time to fuck bitchs
[9:08:21 AM] Jeff Myers: ussr:and get land
[9:08:35 AM] Jeff Myers: Poland:GIB CLAY!
[9:08:41 AM] Adolf Hitler: *all of world invades USSR*
[9:08:45 AM] Adolf Hitler: *USSR is now dead*
[9:08:48 AM] Jeff Myers: lative:..shh wrong thing..
[9:08:58 AM] Jeff Myers: Poland:show me your penis and stuff
[9:09:17 AM] Jeff Myers: its from the show
[9:09:19 AM] Jeff Myers: XD
[9:09:30 AM] Jeff Myers: Poland: HEY PRUSSIA
[9:09:36 AM] Jeff Myers: Poland:HEY PRUSSIA!
[9:09:42 AM] Jeff Myers: Prussia: what!?
[9:09:47 AM] Jeff Myers: Poland:show me your penis and stuff
[9:09:54 AM] Jeff Myers: Prussia : ._.-shows Poland his penis-
[9:09:58 AM] Adolf Hitler: *prussia x poland hotgaysex occurs*
[9:10:03 AM] Jeff Myers: Poland:...XD its so small XD
[9:10:09 AM] Jeff Myers: Prussia: ;~;
[9:10:17 AM] Jeff Myers: -Prussia kills him self-
[9:10:24 AM] Jeff Myers: -Germany is born-
[9:10:25 AM] Joshua Gardner: NO
[9:10:28 AM] Adolf Hitler: *Prussia's penis suddenly becomes the size of a giant skyscraper, and he comes back to life as Germania*

*screams*